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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

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  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
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Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
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I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
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  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
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No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
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Stop lying.
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I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
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Pedophile
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Face time little nigga 👏
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spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
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I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
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Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
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Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
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To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
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To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
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They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
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How’s the spaghetti
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? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
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The bar spaghetti
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Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
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To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
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A very dumb one
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The view. Lol.
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Spaceporn? Your response?
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I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
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You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
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I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
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I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated buck-toothed mad cow disease coldplay fan

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: sepia pungent multi-billionaire dilemma

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy flesh hospital



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Odious Water Buffalo Chapel



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling blue digit ratio site

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Racy Slippery Boltzmann Dopamine

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: irate roast beef orchestra pit

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: stirring famous landscape painting mother

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Primrose Heady Point Boistinker

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Contagious coral institution



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Primrose Heady Point Boistinker

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Citrine Corner Regret



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed violet stock car lay



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: excitant greedy range cuck

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: excitant greedy range cuck

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: chest-beating state



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed violet stock car lay



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible den



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Citrine Corner Regret

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Primrose Heady Point Boistinker

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: laughsome bright mexican church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Racy Slippery Boltzmann Dopamine

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Racy Slippery Boltzmann Dopamine

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Racy Slippery Boltzmann Dopamine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Primrose Heady Point Boistinker

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Primrose Heady Point Boistinker

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible den

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Motley lime main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Flirting buff newt mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: electric soggy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Flirting buff newt mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: arousing at-the-ready location

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: arousing at-the-ready location

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: arousing at-the-ready location

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: arousing at-the-ready location

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: rambunctious light tank

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated buck-toothed mad cow disease coldplay fan

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: sepia pungent multi-billionaire dilemma

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated buck-toothed mad cow disease coldplay fan

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: vigorous toaster

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Histrionic green reading party yarmulke

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: transparent theater stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: vigorous toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Odious Water Buffalo Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: orchid background story

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Citrine Corner Regret

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Abnormal red factory reset button

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: unholy autistic stead kitty cat

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: adventurous cordovan gay wizard liquid oxygen

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: unholy autistic stead kitty cat

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: unholy autistic stead kitty cat

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: erotic sable mental disorder clown

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: indigo embarrassed to the bone turdskin property

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant bearded mood

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: adventurous cordovan gay wizard liquid oxygen

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: exhilarant bearded mood

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan gay wizard liquid oxygen

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting whorehouse giraffe

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Bateful Godawful Potus

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: exhilarant bearded mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Maniacal dog poop

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Thriller field

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: adventurous cordovan gay wizard liquid oxygen

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Thriller field

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid business firm

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: stimulating public bath

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Thriller field

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Contagious coral institution

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: rambunctious light tank

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: rambunctious light tank

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: rambunctious light tank

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Contagious coral institution

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: sienna anal nibblets

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Contagious coral institution

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: stimulating public bath

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: irate roast beef orchestra pit

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: rambunctious light tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Dead Pit Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: garnet big box office hunting ground

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Aqua doobsian indian lodge son of senegal



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: trip obsidian pistol

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: misanthropic titillating native lettuce



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Bonkers brunch electric furnace

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: gold drunken scourge upon the earth center



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