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toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center Son Of Senegal

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: charcoal theater

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: Cream resort wagecucks

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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Submissive trip double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Low-t degenerate

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Curious ruby location

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Date: April 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: charismatic office



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: magical exhilarant cuckold



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Boyish well-lubricated school internal respiration

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Orchid masturbator

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Big stage



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: supple pozpig

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: transparent house doctorate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: lascivious queen of the night macaca



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: motley hilarious native

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: histrionic sexy keepsake machete



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Cracking indian lodge

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Hell

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Hell

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: transparent house doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Hell

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923889)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Opaque excitant dopamine ceo

it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to have 1 blade, then they got a SECOND blade bc that’s TWICE as good, then they added a THIRD blade bc that’s EVEN BETTER, now they’re up to the FOURTH blade, FIVE and SIX can’t be far off, there’s no upper limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655099)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: French cerise reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: cyan meetinghouse

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Territorial point tank

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Silver elastic band school cafeteria

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: charcoal theater

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready mentally impaired sound barrier forum

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready mentally impaired sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Stimulating massive boltzmann

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: claret dashing spot weed whacker

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: cordovan sinister corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: Adulterous Flirting Whorehouse

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: misanthropic vigorous senate

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Naked factory reset button psychic

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: cordovan sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Nibblets Garrison

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: supple pozpig

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: provocative dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Jet Razzmatazz Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Opaque excitant dopamine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Rusted theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: fragrant hunting ground

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: sadistic amethyst temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: cordovan sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Abnormal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: provocative dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Boyish well-lubricated school internal respiration

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: cordovan sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45313753)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: Opaque excitant dopamine ceo

that’s offensively racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655100)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: provocative dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Razzle frum associate den

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46536640)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:13 AM
Author: Opaque excitant dopamine ceo

lmao out of a couple of fragments of a shinbone

these people are fantasists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655101)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: provocative dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle frum associate den

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: cordovan sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cordovan sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: provocative dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: cyan meetinghouse

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Thriller overrated church



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: maniacal menage



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: cyan meetinghouse

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49018364)



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Date: March 19th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: mewling fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49754638)