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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
vibrant institution digit ratio
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate
  02/25/26
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Violent Public Bath Juggernaut
  02/25/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
impressive submissive resort gaming laptop
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
Filthy Bright Goal In Life
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
impressive submissive resort gaming laptop
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
grizzly home philosopher-king
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
Thriller amethyst university
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
...
Thriller amethyst university
  02/24/26
sign me up
Filthy Bright Goal In Life
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
Filthy Bright Goal In Life
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
Filthy Bright Goal In Life
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
Kink-friendly alpha theatre
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
Kink-friendly alpha theatre
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac whorehouse
  02/24/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
Filthy Bright Goal In Life
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac whorehouse
  02/24/26
irl lol
Glittery Brass International Law Enforcement Agency Cumskin
  02/25/26
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Kink-friendly alpha theatre
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
Trip Police Squad
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
Trip Police Squad
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
spectacular snowy stag film coldplay fan
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
...
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
lake scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
lake scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
lake scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
impressive submissive resort gaming laptop
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
White Bearded Ape
  02/24/26
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At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor
  02/24/26
No offense intended
White Bearded Ape
  02/24/26
How so?
lake scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
White Bearded Ape
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
Turquoise codepig
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
Navy Razzle-dazzle Tanning Salon
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
burgundy mentally impaired becky
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
honey-headed vigorous incel
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
grizzly home philosopher-king
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
grizzly home philosopher-king
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
honey-headed vigorous incel
  02/25/26
Jfc
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
honey-headed vigorous incel
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
honey-headed vigorous incel
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
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Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
vibrant institution digit ratio
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
vibrant institution digit ratio
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
soul-stirring shitlib
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
Kink-friendly alpha theatre
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
vibrant institution digit ratio
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes
  02/25/26
...
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
multi-colored massive house
  02/25/26
180
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
grizzly home philosopher-king
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
grizzly home philosopher-king
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
multi-colored massive house
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
violet sexy background story
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
soggy angry weed whacker
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant institution digit ratio

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Violent Public Bath Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: impressive submissive resort gaming laptop

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Filthy Bright Goal In Life

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: impressive submissive resort gaming laptop

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: grizzly home philosopher-king

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Thriller amethyst university

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Thriller amethyst university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Filthy Bright Goal In Life

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Filthy Bright Goal In Life

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Filthy Bright Goal In Life

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly alpha theatre

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly alpha theatre

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac whorehouse

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Filthy Bright Goal In Life

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac whorehouse

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Glittery Brass International Law Enforcement Agency Cumskin

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly alpha theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Trip Police Squad

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Trip Police Squad

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: spectacular snowy stag film coldplay fan

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: lake scourge upon the earth

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: lake scourge upon the earth

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: lake scourge upon the earth

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: impressive submissive resort gaming laptop

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: White Bearded Ape

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready misunderstood gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: White Bearded Ape

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lake scourge upon the earth

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: White Bearded Ape

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Navy Razzle-dazzle Tanning Salon

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: burgundy mentally impaired becky

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: honey-headed vigorous incel

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: grizzly home philosopher-king

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: grizzly home philosopher-king

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: honey-headed vigorous incel

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: honey-headed vigorous incel

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: honey-headed vigorous incel

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Fighting aromatic school cafeteria karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: vibrant institution digit ratio

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: vibrant institution digit ratio

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring shitlib

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly alpha theatre

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: vibrant institution digit ratio

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Big Mahogany Plaza Useless Brakes

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: multi-colored massive house

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: grizzly home philosopher-king

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: grizzly home philosopher-king

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: multi-colored massive house

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: violet sexy background story

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: soggy angry weed whacker

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696382)