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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
burgundy well-lubricated public bath
  02/25/26
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Thriller bearded milk stead
  02/25/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
Sooty irradiated puppy
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
Twisted Psychic French Chef
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
Sooty irradiated puppy
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
burgundy well-lubricated public bath
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
mahogany trailer park
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
mauve gas station
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
...
mauve gas station
  02/24/26
sign me up
Twisted Psychic French Chef
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
Twisted Psychic French Chef
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
Twisted Psychic French Chef
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
Disrespectful Aphrodisiac Pit Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
Twisted Psychic French Chef
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
Disrespectful Aphrodisiac Pit Useless Brakes
  02/24/26
irl lol
Crystalline rehab yarmulke
  02/25/26
...
out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
razzle institution boistinker
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
razzle institution boistinker
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
Multi-colored big-titted hunting ground lodge
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
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180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
Hideous Mediation Parlor
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
Hideous Mediation Parlor
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
Hideous Mediation Parlor
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
Sooty irradiated puppy
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
Maroon Faggotry
  02/24/26
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provocative scourge upon the earth site
  02/24/26
No offense intended
Maroon Faggotry
  02/24/26
How so?
Hideous Mediation Parlor
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
Maroon Faggotry
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
garnet alcoholic roast beef menage
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
Brilliant roommate point
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
Exhilarant abode
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
Beta stock car
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
mahogany trailer park
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
mahogany trailer park
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
Beta stock car
  02/25/26
Jfc
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
Beta stock car
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
Beta stock car
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
...
burgundy well-lubricated public bath
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface
  02/25/26
...
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
Indigo Indirect Expression Address
  02/25/26
180
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
mahogany trailer park
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
mahogany trailer park
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
Indigo Indirect Expression Address
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
Trip abnormal theatre
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: burgundy well-lubricated public bath

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Thriller bearded milk stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Sooty irradiated puppy

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Twisted Psychic French Chef

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Sooty irradiated puppy

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: burgundy well-lubricated public bath

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: mahogany trailer park

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: mauve gas station

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Twisted Psychic French Chef

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Twisted Psychic French Chef

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Twisted Psychic French Chef

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aphrodisiac Pit Useless Brakes

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Twisted Psychic French Chef

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aphrodisiac Pit Useless Brakes

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Crystalline rehab yarmulke

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: razzle institution boistinker

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: razzle institution boistinker

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored big-titted hunting ground lodge

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Hideous Mediation Parlor

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Hideous Mediation Parlor

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Hideous Mediation Parlor

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Sooty irradiated puppy

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Maroon Faggotry

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Maroon Faggotry

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Hideous Mediation Parlor

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Maroon Faggotry

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: garnet alcoholic roast beef menage

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Brilliant roommate point

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant abode

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Beta stock car

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: mahogany trailer park

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: mahogany trailer park

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Beta stock car

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Beta stock car

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Beta stock car

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: burgundy well-lubricated public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Pearly mad-dog skullcap fortuitous meteor

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: out-of-control silver generalized bond ladyboy

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready sneaky criminal filthpig

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerise ratface

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Indigo Indirect Expression Address

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: mahogany trailer park

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: mahogany trailer park

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Indigo Indirect Expression Address

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Trip abnormal theatre

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: 180 mustard tanning salon son of senegal

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2#49696382)