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Which poaster has the BIGGEST HOUSE?

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Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown
  10/15/25
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claret underhanded ratface
  10/15/25
4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood...
insanely creepy beta meetinghouse
  10/15/25
Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acrea...
Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown
  10/15/25
You ever miss the Bay?
Arousing cerise legend
  10/15/25
never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the o...
insanely creepy beta meetinghouse
  10/16/25
Where did you live and where are you now
Costumed Shaky Corner
  10/16/25
i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs x...
rick'claim panama
  10/19/25
I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and...
Arousing cerise legend
  10/16/25
4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 a...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/15/25
I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that...
Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown
  10/15/25
He does whatever the fuck he wants
Angry chad windowlicker
  10/16/25
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Sickened navy azn
  10/16/25
nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom
tan mad-dog skullcap
  10/16/25
Two women at the same time
vibrant state
  10/16/25
he booms
razzmatazz faggot firefighter sandwich
  10/16/25
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Drunken appetizing hissy fit
  10/16/25
...Booms...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
Boomers are 180.
nubile lake volcanic crater sweet tailpipe
  10/16/25
180 I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you...
Sickened navy azn
  10/16/25
We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the s...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
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Hairraiser Narrow-minded Home
  10/16/25
You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the ...
lavender place of business
  10/16/25
You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 8...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most...
thriller point party of the first part
  10/16/25
why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on...
Shimmering box office
  10/16/25
5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.
Sickened navy azn
  10/16/25
You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more ran...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a ...
Sickened navy azn
  10/16/25
We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 fee...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses ...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/18/25
possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo m...
Brother Peter Dimond
  10/18/25
Present wrapping?
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/18/25
about the same here. no rules here like the ones you men...
Brother Peter Dimond
  10/18/25
Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territo...
lsd
  10/22/25
Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio? Mine is ...
filthy national really tough guy
  10/16/25
NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you
Arousing cerise legend
  10/16/25
Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Curre...
Domesticated Spot Crotch
  10/16/25
depends on what you're counting - current home value to offi...
Exhilarant onyx roommate partner
  10/16/25
Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might wi...
Cowardly Skinny Woman
  10/16/25
on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equ...
slap-happy saffron faggotry kitchen
  10/16/25
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Drunken appetizing hissy fit
  10/16/25
no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and f...
Exhilarant onyx roommate partner
  10/16/25
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LLM Vance
  10/21/25
wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are a...
lascivious indirect expression
  10/16/25
The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique...
lavender place of business
  10/16/25
I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out t...
Pearl Crackhouse
  10/16/25
Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to hom...
lascivious indirect expression
  10/16/25
Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Phi...
Embarrassed To The Bone Excitant Trailer Park Gaping
  10/16/25
(prep poasting from 1930)
Arousing cerise legend
  10/16/25
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Drunkard
  10/17/25
Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  10/17/25
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Karlstank
  10/19/25
idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but perso...
House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House
  10/16/25
Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across ...
Insecure Gas Station
  10/16/25
So Dad lets you live at his place?
lascivious indirect expression
  10/16/25
Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother adde...
Insecure Gas Station
  10/16/25
180 Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. Th...
Arousing cerise legend
  10/16/25
Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and l...
Insecure Gas Station
  10/16/25
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House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House
  10/16/25
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Arousing cerise legend
  10/16/25
Sorry man it was just a guess
lascivious indirect expression
  10/16/25
No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)
Insecure Gas Station
  10/16/25
sounds 180
House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House
  10/16/25
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lsd
  10/17/25
I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM. Chil...
Buff lettuce
  10/16/25
That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is onl...
Buff lettuce
  10/16/25
It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if t...
ebony bonkers milk
  10/16/25
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fragrant obsidian lodge
  10/16/25
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rear naked choke
  10/18/25
Mine is >double anything posted above. It’s in...
claret underhanded ratface
  10/17/25
what kind of shit do you do there?
mountain cat
  10/17/25
I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild...
Drunkard
  10/17/25
Used to?
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/17/25
I don’t drink much anymore.
Drunkard
  10/17/25
So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in...
mountain cat
  10/18/25
Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It&r...
Drunkard
  10/18/25
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mountain cat
  10/18/25
Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' h...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  10/17/25
I don’t want to give the exact number because people k...
Drunkard
  10/17/25
What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live i...
mountain cat
  10/18/25
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Kenneth Play
  10/18/25
If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to...
Drunkard
  10/18/25
what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming ...
wangfei
  10/18/25
How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how...
mountain cat
  10/18/25
I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since...
Drunkard
  10/18/25
Would you ever invite me over?
mountain cat
  10/19/25
Do you lift heavy?
Drunkard
  10/20/25
Yeah big time
mountain cat
  10/20/25
You can come visit then.
Drunkard
  10/20/25
please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com
mountain cat
  10/20/25
Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you w...
Drunkard
  10/20/25
To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is th...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  10/20/25
If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathe...
Drunkard
  10/20/25
5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retard...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/18/25
To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.
Drunkard
  10/18/25
Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, migh...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/18/25
I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain t...
Drunkard
  10/19/25
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lsd
  10/18/25
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Jane Goodall Riding Harambe in Hell
  10/18/25
4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  10/18/25
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mountain cat
  10/21/25
What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect ...
OldHLSDude
  10/21/25
Two kitchens for kosher
Drunkard
  10/22/25


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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352162)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: claret underhanded ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352167)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy beta meetinghouse

4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352169)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown

Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acreage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352219)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend

You ever miss the Bay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352253)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy beta meetinghouse

never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the old neighborhoods and seeing the level of cost, inconvenience and “diversity” people put up with there was depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353845)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Costumed Shaky Corner

Where did you live and where are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354390)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs xc course in my neighborhood and water dog park. back yard was terraced, view of the bay, and could access the hiking trail from it. by bay area standards, about as nice as you could ask for.

i'm now a neighbor with ex-vpotus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49360974)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend

I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and general health consciousness. I don’t like much of the rest, including how overpriced nearly everything is because some other dumb asshole will pay it.

We’re debating private school now and I can’t believe it. God willing my wife comes around and we can continue sending kids to the public schools I can literally see from our front yard. We live in a very a good district but our middle school is a little diverse (the bad kind).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354852)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 acres plus 7200 sq ft barn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352250)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Bronze Dashing Business Firm Clown

I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352251)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: Angry chad windowlicker

He does whatever the fuck he wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Sickened navy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352462)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: tan mad-dog skullcap

nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352461)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: vibrant state

Two women at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352638)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter sandwich

he booms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353388)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Drunken appetizing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353800)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

...Booms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353862)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: nubile lake volcanic crater sweet tailpipe

Boomers are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:48 AM
Author: Sickened navy azn

180

I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you beat me by a fucking mile on acreage + barn. Curious how far are you from a major metro? I’m 20 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352458)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the shopping center burbs. We are 7 miles out from the center of a town of 17000. It's 9 miles to the grocery store. The county is pretty rural. A little over 60000 people in 530 sq miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352618)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Narrow-minded Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354813)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lavender place of business

You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the other properties you purchased to keep your issue housed, but not under your roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353160)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 840 for #2. #2 also has an 840 sq ft usable basement not counted in sq footage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353776)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: thriller point party of the first part

absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353881)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Shimmering box office

why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on xo?

DOnt you have a lawn to mow or a gutter to repair or a window to clean or a carpet to vaccuum? Further, if you have a 4 car garage you should have 4 cars - why arent you out driving one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354522)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: Sickened navy azn

5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352463)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more random. Trailers aren't allowed unless grandfathered in, but houses range from shacks to luxury digs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352993)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sickened navy azn

I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a certain point and houses have to be offset from the street by 30 feet (iirc). Neighboring towns lot sizes are all tiny, houses stacked on top of each other, dunno how ppl do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49352998)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353768)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses not to start having retarded rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357767)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo

my parents built a house in like 2006 that was over 7000. that place had several rooms that were real retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358263)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Present wrapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358472)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

about the same here.

no rules here like the ones you mentioned you have in your town though. close neighbors and i all have larger lots and houses well off the road but just around the corner its different and elsewhere in my town the new construction selling for over a million have almost no yard or space between houses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358256)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: lsd

Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territory in some neighboring towns. Barely larger than a proverbial tramp stamp.

Just a block away (already in neighboring town), they tore down a SFH and built a duplex on the original half acre lot, now selling them for 1.5m a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49365825)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: filthy national really tough guy

Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio?

Mine is approx $1,050/sqft for a 2350 sqft house. SoCal so nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353125)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend

NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Domesticated Spot Crotch

Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Current house is $210 but that only includes 11.75 acres.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353774)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant onyx roommate partner

depends on what you're counting - current home value to official permitted house space? in that case mine's about $1,300/sqft, but i have a remodeled garage office that i'm currently poasting from that would drop it to about an even $1k/ft.

purchase cost to permitted space around $1k/ft, purchase cost to total usable space under $800/ft.

also socal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353802)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Cowardly Skinny Woman

Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might win if the contest is "most prestigious location."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353341)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: slap-happy saffron faggotry kitchen

on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equal mix of extremely hostile and obese natives and unassimilated asians? But with nice sunsets?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353796)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Drunken appetizing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353804)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant onyx roommate partner

no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and fruit, anyway. plus poi if that's you're thing.

anyone calling hawaiian natives "extremely hostile" or the azns there "unassimilated" has never left the upper midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353808)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: LLM Vance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49363336)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: lascivious indirect expression

wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are almost all friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353815)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: lavender place of business

The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique and a nice tan. Pasty overweight birdshits from the Mainland struggle a bit more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353838)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Pearl Crackhouse

I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353864)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: lascivious indirect expression

Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to homebrew though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49353869)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Excitant Trailer Park Gaping

Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Philly suburbs, etc. are in much more prestigous locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend

(prep poasting from 1930)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354683)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356967)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure he is crying uncontrollably about the fact that he doesn't live in a Main Line Philly suburb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356869)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Karlstank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358926)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House

idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but personally i am super jealous of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354482)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Insecure Gas Station

Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across three +4K sqft homes with 11 total bedrooms and four accessory buildings. Small creek running through the property that feeds an adjacent fishing pond on my neighbors land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354152)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: lascivious indirect expression

So Dad lets you live at his place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Insecure Gas Station

Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother added the third some years later when old neighbor bro was ready to sell. And my mom and dad are 180 and I'm so happy I could give them and my kids a home next door to each other.

I wish we'd grown up in this area, but my hometown is one of those dead rural small places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354716)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend

180

Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. That’s #1 goal. I do not understand the ones who fuck off to Florida permanently to be near other selfish boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354728)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure Gas Station

Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and live next to my boys and their families until I get rolled out of this place boots up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354734)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354818)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Arousing cerise legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354856)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: lascivious indirect expression

Sorry man it was just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354732)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Insecure Gas Station

No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354735)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: House-broken Ape Step-uncle's House

sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354486)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356985)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Buff lettuce

I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM.

Chill fratty $1,333 PSF. Not too bad.

This is with wife and 3+ kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354433)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Buff lettuce

That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is only and hour away, and their (large) second home is only ~2 hours away -- so we often make use of those on the weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354439)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: ebony bonkers milk

It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if that counts. It gets confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354654)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: fragrant obsidian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354831)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: rear naked choke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358855)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: claret underhanded ratface

Mine is >double anything posted above.

It’s incredibly wasteful, but it is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49354990)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: mountain cat

what kind of shit do you do there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49355136)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Drunkard

I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild turkey 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356627)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Used to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356630)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Drunkard

I don’t drink much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356959)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: mountain cat

So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in your giant house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358176)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Drunkard

Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It’s not like I have to climb a giant ladder.

I have to say, it’s 180 to have a mansion albeit wasteful.

I do like walking the gardens and pruning things. I enjoy my chainsaw on a stick. And then I throw the stuff in a pile to dry out and then burn what I cut off in my cheapest on Amazon fire pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358571)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: mountain cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358679)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' house (that I will probably inherit when they kick the bucket) is around 5600 square feet. It's nice enough, I suppose, but I'm surprised that nobody has a larger house on prestigious law bort. Some of my parent's neighbors have houses that are significantly larger and nicer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356901)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Drunkard

I don’t want to give the exact number because people know where I live but mine is >10k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49356964)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: mountain cat

What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live in my 3,700 square foot house and there’s an entire 1 bedroom apartment in the basement that barely ever gets used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357427)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357445)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Drunkard

If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to find things like tall ceilings, giant rooms (like a ballroom — most of which were added later — or large living room and dining room for entertaining), decent closets, functionally sized kitchen, large bathrooms etc. absent buying a mansion with many more bedrooms than are reasonable. People had more children and extended family and had servants 100 years ago and floor plans reflect that. So while a modern design might have non-bedroom spaces that were the same size at call it 6-7k sq/ft, 5-6 bedrooms/baths to get that in a 100 year old house you have to buy something 10k sq/ft. with 10 plus bedrooms (including small ones for servants).

And that is not accounting tor the fact that old houses are often three stories of living space above ground and modern houses are rarely more than two (although finished basements are a thing).

If you study design and house plans it all makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357616)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: wangfei

what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming decades with robots? take the open concept floorplan that is so popular today. do you think that once robots start appearing in the home that the kitchen will go back to more of a distinct and separate area? do you think the popular "back kitchen" starting to appear in homes will be populated by robots in the future as the main cooking area with robots being hid away from sight? do you think there will be dedicated spaces for robots to "rest" and recharge? i see future floorplans changing drastically in the next 50 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357646)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: mountain cat

How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how many call for ballroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358174)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Drunkard

I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since covid. I used to entertain more. I actually offered last week to hold an event. Maybe I will do it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358584)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mountain cat

Would you ever invite me over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49360302)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Drunkard

Do you lift heavy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49361019)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:20 AM
Author: mountain cat

Yeah big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49361161)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Drunkard

You can come visit then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49361172)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: mountain cat

please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49361259)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Drunkard

Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you were, I might invite you over not tying my online to my IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49363185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is that my parents' ~5600 square foot house doesn't even have that many bedrooms. One time my sister was visiting with her two kids. I asked if I could come visit. My parents told me that they would have to put me in a hotel room because there was no room in the house. I'm like, "You have 5600 fucking square feet." I guess they felt like they needed a huge ass "great room" on both floors for the one time per year when they have guests over. I understand the appeal of a gigantic house if you have a large family and want to make it easy for your kids and grandkids to visit. But I don't really understand having a huge house just for the sake of having a huge house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49361570)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Drunkard

If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathes, two powder rooms, a kitchenette and a 24 car garage that would be about perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49362648)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retarded. Better to spend on location, design, finishes, and quality or even just separate real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49357775)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Drunkard

To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358582)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, might be better. Or maybe no floral arrangement room but an extra half-acre of land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358611)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Drunkard

I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain them and pay taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358924)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358615)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Jane Goodall Riding Harambe in Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358185)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1.2 acres. backyard slopes down and has nice hill views. 25k gallon pool. fenced tennis/basketball court (a bit less than half court size but plenty of room to properly shoot 3s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49358745)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mountain cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49363883)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect house? 6000 sq.ft., with no kitchen or master bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49364393)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Drunkard

Two kitchens for kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2#49365487)