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Jesus fucking Christ my gout is killing me tonight

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not e...
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/21/26
Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more t...
Spectacular trailer park
  01/22/26
kys, tyia!
Flushed curious tank gunner
  01/21/26
what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century i...
talented blue plaza
  01/21/26
It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts ...
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/21/26
'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health s...
talented blue plaza
  01/21/26
It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calor...
Spectacular trailer park
  01/22/26
It’s linked to chronic stress
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/22/26
dat too many inflammatory
beady-eyed school
  01/22/26
I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on...
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/22/26
AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is...
Spectacular trailer park
  01/22/26
You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby...
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  01/22/26
its your poisonous diet
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  01/22/26
It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass
racy mustard boiling water
  01/22/26
- john mellencamp.mp3
comical range
  01/22/26
have you tried hotter showers and louder country music
salmon stirring hissy fit
  01/22/26
Do you think those would help?
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/22/26
the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under...
salmon stirring hissy fit
  01/22/26
Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guit...
ruby sinister yarmulke
  01/22/26
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  01/22/26
He only comes here for torment
Fucking Fuckface
  01/22/26
Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little...
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not even a hot shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more to post about and, therefore, some kind of life purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608086)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Flushed curious tank gunner

kys, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607843)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: talented blue plaza

what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century illnesses that was eradicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607852)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts attacking its own tissue due to buildup of antioxidants (the diagnostic marker is uric acid). It’s linked to metabolic dysfunction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607875)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: talented blue plaza

'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health space. all illness -- heart disease, cancer, everything -- is now cast as metabolic in origin.

probably more true than not. we should all be low-carb, whole foods probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607882)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calories and don't occupy your body with burning them. It turns to inflammatory responses and fighting itself just to burn the energy

Think of a dog habitually chewing its foot to the point of injury because it's kept home all day with no outlet to occupy its mind or energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608085)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

It’s linked to chronic stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608118)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed school

dat too many inflammatory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608119)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on the attacks. I get stressed out all the time.

Sometimes, when I’m driving my kids to school, they’ll start fighting or something and I’ll wig out on them and shout and tell them to calm down. Then I’ll put it on the country radio station turned all the way down low, to the point where you can just barely make out the melody, and then I’ll tap the steering wheel to the beat, watch the world through the windshield, and go back in my mind to the ones that harmed me and the circumstances surrounding same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is metabolic issues / obesity. High levels of red meat consumption are also problematic. Thankfully, you don't seem to willingly suffer either of these problems!

What do you think about when it comes to those who have harmed you? How high do you place yourself on that mental list? What would you do to straighten out your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Aromatic opaque police squad gay wizard

You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608191)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: razzle sex offender casino

its your poisonous diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608200)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: racy mustard boiling water

It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608228)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: comical range

- john mellencamp.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: salmon stirring hissy fit

have you tried hotter showers and louder country music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608209)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

Do you think those would help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608219)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: salmon stirring hissy fit

the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under a country ballad - tears of a cheatin' heart, bluegrass harmony, steel guitar slide - heard under a shower of 119 degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: ruby sinister yarmulke

Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guitar. It speaks to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: .,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,.,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

He only comes here for torment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608978)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608250)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Timmy Titsucker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608318)