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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
chocolate crotch half-breed
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
chocolate crotch half-breed
  05/01/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
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sooty cheese-eating tattoo
  04/29/26
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up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/29/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Lemon haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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rebellious hell cuckold
  04/29/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
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hairraiser gay stage
  04/30/26
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Boyish dull trust fund
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Boyish dull trust fund
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
rebellious hell cuckold
  05/02/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Lemon haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/29/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  04/29/26
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Marvelous institution voyeur
  04/29/26
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Burgundy comical ceo
  04/29/26
180!
rebellious hell cuckold
  04/29/26
hell yeah
sooty cheese-eating tattoo
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
razzle-dazzle bull headed cumskin base
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Beady-eyed henna state pocket flask
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Beady-eyed henna state pocket flask
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
180
Marvelous institution voyeur
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
sooty cheese-eating tattoo
  05/01/26
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slimy puce abode
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
charismatic location
  04/30/26
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charismatic location
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Frum multi-colored dog poop
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
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Naked electric double fault
  05/01/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
racy candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
congrats!
Boyish dull trust fund
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Marvelous institution voyeur
  05/01/26
180
Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  05/01/26
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Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
racy candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Appetizing splenetic center
  05/01/26
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rebellious hell cuckold
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: chocolate crotch half-breed

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: chocolate crotch half-breed

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: sooty cheese-eating tattoo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Lemon haunted graveyard

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: rebellious hell cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: hairraiser gay stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Boyish dull trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Boyish dull trust fund

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: rebellious hell cuckold

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Lemon haunted graveyard

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Marvelous institution voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Burgundy comical ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: rebellious hell cuckold

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: sooty cheese-eating tattoo

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed cumskin base

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Naked electric double fault

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Naked electric double fault

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed henna state pocket flask

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Naked electric double fault

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed henna state pocket flask

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Naked electric double fault

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Marvelous institution voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: sooty cheese-eating tattoo

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: slimy puce abode



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: charismatic location

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: charismatic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Frum multi-colored dog poop

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Naked electric double fault

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Naked electric double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: racy candlestick maker

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Boyish dull trust fund

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous institution voyeur

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: racy candlestick maker

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic center

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: rebellious hell cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)