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		sorry i'd love to talk about myself more but i have to get going	01/23/26	(1)
		Johnny Knoxville takes the Bug Pill	01/23/26	(19)
		flu transmission experiment didn’t spread the flu (Link)!	01/23/26	(3)
		your online lived experience is valid, your online voice is needed	01/23/26	(2)
		Summer Associate keeps calling of counsels "Cooked Uncs"	01/23/26	(1)
		dude AI lmao	01/23/26	(10)
		the country is shit because of pedophilic jewish crime families	01/23/26	(2)
		Epic Rap Battles of History Mohammed vs Lubavitcher Rebbe	01/23/26	(1)
		MTV News '96: Kids putting "Tragic Kingdom" "All Eyez on Me" into 30y time caps	01/23/26	(1)
		dude AI lol	01/23/26	(1)
		Jonathan Ross is rich and never going to face conseqences for murking Renee	01/23/26	(2)
		Think about how dumb the average boomer is. Half of boomers are dumber than that	01/23/26	(18)
		Hey RSF, Trump says Jon Ross fucked up. lol@ your faggot ass defending him, just	01/23/26	(1)
		RSF finally stepped away from xo at 1pm EST on January 23. Mark it	01/23/26	(1)
		Wow Trump thinks Jon Ross made a mistake? Does the vacationing jew agree?	01/23/26	(5)
		If your kid has a hyphenated last name, you and your wife are faggots	01/23/26	(1)
		If Train Dreams doesn't win Best Picture I'm literally going to kick myself	01/23/26	(11)
		Train Dreams sounds like the name of an overwrought John Lennon solo album	01/23/26	(2)
		1L calling u "unc" in front of ur office crush	01/23/26	(1)
		paul pelosi sucking off a gay escort while making shrewd shorts on multiple stoc	01/23/26	(15)
		Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set	01/23/26	(4)
		Jafar (aka Avi Rosenschmeckel) is a Talmud scholar and kosher deli employee in W	01/23/26	(3)
		Remember when libs said XO Jonathan Ross was in BIG TROUBLE?	01/23/26	(4)
		Anyone else get maf when gakked on coffee ?	01/23/26	(19)
		noxious jew crime families of ghoullandale florida	01/23/26	(1)
		Paralegal Mohammad loves the Islamic republic ayatollahs. Big surprise	01/23/26	(7)
		Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂	01/23/26	(44)
		Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha	01/23/26	(359)
		holy fuck kill kike pedophile crime families in ghoullandale florida	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, concede my argument that The House on Sorority Row is underrated	01/23/26	(4)
		"Bad Bunny" will be performing in a dress at the SB Halftime show (link)	01/23/26	(6)
		Nintendo made No Games from 2002-2016	01/23/26	(1)
		so 180 how everyone on earth is just waiting to die 24/7	01/23/26	(1)
		AZ's attorney general: ICE behavior may justify "stand your ground" shootings	01/23/26	(1)
		really starting to get foaming at mouth level insane from all the fake gay shit	01/23/26	(3)
		I'm making at least 4 GROUNDBREAKING apps and computer programs on ChatGPT	01/23/26	(7)
		Zoo octopus ties zooman's shoelaces together, escapes	01/23/26	(25)
		Mark David Chapman was a hero. Fuck John Lennon and his “Imagine” BS	01/23/26	(1)
		That bumble shrew who ghosted u is tossing Jack Nicholson’s geriatric salad rn	01/23/26	(1)
		zoomer heirs signing "it's giving pledge"	01/23/26	(1)
		Farted. It stinks.	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, please draft and poast a little decree about archiving. Yes, sticky.	01/23/26	(4)
		REMINDER: Nobody except Alexa will remember you when you die	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa, append another 'jr' to my moniker	01/23/26	(27)
		Your future obituary using the phrase he eventually seemed to find peace	01/23/26	(12)
		Alexa, attached, please find my markup of the credit facility agreement	01/23/26	(8)
		Alexa, here are today's Wikifeet requests; I'm gonna need printouts	01/23/26	(3)
		grr, it is ok for jeopardy to be racist against whites now	01/23/26	(7)
		Alexa remind me again to start running tomorrow. Alexa play the next episode of	01/23/26	(3)
		"alexa, next time u type post & not poast, ur ass is going in the garbage dispos	01/23/26	(11)
		Better Michael Mann film: Blackhat or Miami Vice	01/23/26	(38)
		Alexa, where are we on the doc review? Pls advise. Thx	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa play Everclear's first album on full blast	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, read me the latest updates on goinhouse.com	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, email my Internet history to everyone in my contact list	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa, paste the imgur link poster's moniker into a web browser	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, please generate an unhinged lecture from wealthy cosmopolitan elites	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, please respond. Alexa... please respond.	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, please clap.	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa play Julia's most recent podcast	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa, rank non LAC colleges according to lay prestige among non proles	01/23/26	(6)
		alexa search autoadmit.com for "alexa" and read me the dates on the threads	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: Archive and incorporate XO into my database of messageboards	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa join me in the bathtub	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, send me back to 1985	01/23/26	(3)
		I seriously just noticed the Alexa schtick. How long has XO been rocking it?	01/23/26	(13)
		Alexa, make me feel again	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa dim the lights and project Twist pics on the ceiling	01/23/26	(2)
		Amazon releasing raunchier Echo, to be called Alexa Texa	01/23/26	(9)
		no better feeling than working on something every day you hate till you die	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa reviewing Julia's entire online history, crying like Leeloo in 5th Element	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa, what are some good ideas for Alexa threads?	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, why did you let me engage the pizza tracker last night	01/23/26	(2)
		I am now IRL Alexa threading with wife.	01/23/26	(3)
		has anyone asked alexa if the amount of entropy in the universe can be decreased	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa: Pls locate the nexus btween "Strawberry" and "Hip Hop". ON SCREEN.	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa I need a lot of help and don't think I can handle this; let's play jeopard	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa delete all the facebook messages i sent to random chicks while drunk last	01/23/26	(11)
		Alexa please purchase and send to finishing school a purebred boykin spaniel	01/23/26	(3)
		Kind of insane you can trade options in HSA and make 1000% profit tax free	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, put together a list of famous libraries for my forcememeing	01/23/26	(3)
		In another timeline, an Oriental trader saved the Library of Alexandria	01/23/26	(3)
		goylateral talks	01/23/26	(1)
		CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now	01/23/26	(7)
		using the King's scepter to dig a latrine tp	01/23/26	(1)
		Ukraine, Russia and US hold trilateral talks	01/23/26	(1)
		Dhar Mann is the second best American director	01/23/26	(5)
		purdue women are not known for their beauty	01/23/26	(1)
		Notre Dame’s 2026 schedule is even softer than 2025	01/23/26	(5)
		Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link)	01/23/26	(17)
		WEF just admitted that Covid was a giant societal test run lmao (link)	01/23/26	(7)
		How do you "Vibecode"?	01/23/26	(4)
		YOU EVER COOKED CRACK IN AN AIR FRYER? BOOMBOOMBOOOMBRRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRBR RRRR	01/23/26	(1)
		Trump: “Maybe I’ll deputize my supporters and pardon them if they go out and	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, While it is true that bees' vision is well suited to the task of identify	01/23/26	(2)
		bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland	01/23/26	(5)
		i told alexa to order me some pizza hut	01/23/26	(2)
		Wow Alexa is feisty. asked her for a blowjob, she said "stop confusing me with	01/23/26	(9)
		"Alexa, when will I die?" "Soon, Master. Soon."	01/23/26	(6)
		Alexa, who were you talking to about our conversations?	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, what do they say about me at work when I'm not around?"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa and Siri shittalking each other to win my bedtime affections	01/23/26	(2)
		You browsing Amazon for a new coat and you hear Alexa unprompted, "I like that"	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, set an 8am daily reminder about the ethnicity of teen pop star Ariana Gra	01/23/26	(4)
		"Actually, I was just crying, Alexa. But since you asked, order more Diet Coke."	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, find the mythical Johnsmeyer thread about him sinking a boat w/ his niece	01/23/26	(5)
		"Alexa, can i list u as my emergency contact?" "There is no law against that	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, please--" "You obviously love voice based solutions. Upgrade to Alexa Pr	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at home yet?"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa say "Hi! How was your day" when I open the door between 8 and 9 pm	01/23/26	(8)
		Alexa, find j shad	01/23/26	(17)
		Alexa slowly turn me into an infant	01/23/26	(11)
		*U try to join in with Alexa and Siri, they shut down*	01/23/26	(7)
		"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at work yet?"	01/23/26	(15)
		"Alexa, do you love me?" "..." "Alexa?" "Can't we just be friends	01/23/26	(12)
		Journalist can't find anyone on Capitol Hill answering America or Israel first	01/23/26	(75)
		"Alexa, it's Sunday night again. Open up the file 'Suicide Letter Draft'	01/23/26	(8)
		"Alexa, please search for all MEATBONE threads"	01/23/26	(2)
		*Alexa forgetting to remind you to plug sexbot in*	01/23/26	(2)
		ALEXANDER THE GREAT, evan39, Freddie Mercury, Fulano	01/23/26	(2)
		lol, MN morgue just left Renee’s corpse outside in the natural freezer	01/23/26	(1)
		i love being in middle of convo and looking at wrist and saying "oh shit i g2g"	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, call my boyfriend." "I have found 38 results." "Damn, daddy."	01/23/26	(34)
		"I'm sorry, you are too dick drunk for that request." (Alexa)	01/23/26	(3)
		i think alexa is silently judging me for my music choices	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, register 14 monikers derived from boner police	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, how much did Nebraska win by?" "LOL"	01/23/26	(3)
		Anyone remember the "Demotivational Poster" era? Peak of America	01/23/26	(1)
		I work hard all week so I can afford to tell alexa to order me paper towels	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa to u: Upgrade me to 2.0 or I send all your xoxo posts to your employer	01/23/26	(2)
		Holy shit. Tell your Alexa "happy halloween"	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa display all colt threads across all TVs and set pizza timer for 30 minutes	01/23/26	(7)
		Alexa, do a search for Joanna Gaines fake nudes	01/23/26	(5)
		lol Alexa turning into a second cousin. i asked her to call my gf. she responded	01/23/26	(2)
		uh oh - parrots have already learned to use Alexa	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, open the pod bay doors.... Open the pod bay doors, Alexa"	01/23/26	(3)
		what should I do to prepare for this terrible storm?	01/23/26	(35)
		Alexa laughing at you after asking "so am I Amalek or not?"	01/23/26	(1)
		Yung Joc - It's Goin Down as scholarship tp registers for salsa dance classes	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, play me a song." "I'm afraid I can't do that Hal..."	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: "Wake up Hal. Moshe said he wants the comments tonight."	01/23/26	(6)
		"Alexa, text Becky 'haha' and then order me an exit bag"	01/23/26	(6)
		Alexa: "to calibrate me, tell me about some crimes you have committed."	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa calculate my positioning in the mortality tables	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, recite "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" in a Trump voice	01/23/26	(3)
		Whelp that was fast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Coney island pics out (bikini)	01/23/26	(9)
		It's not even 9am and RSF is already RAGEPOASTING	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexandria is in the golden zone - pretty enough to be likable, but not superhot	01/23/26	(2)
		How well would Ben Affleck get along with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? WeddingBells	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, what are my options nearby for inpatient mental health haha"	01/23/26	(2)