|
|
By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
|
 |
 |
Anyone doing F.I.R.E.? |
04/25/26 |
(28) |
 |
 |
post your bmi |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Soo MFCR Summer starts TODAY, headed to the airport (RSF) |
04/25/26 |
(16) |
 |
 |
Walmart employs an army of proles to shop for you |
04/25/26 |
(17) |
 |
 |
Heard a local judge use “light grabbing” during sentencing. |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
A ton of fundie christian trad wives turn into full on satanic hicklibs |
04/25/26 |
(17) |
 |
 |
Where we're going we won't need games |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
i have No Games and i must play |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Obama’s roast of Trump was not that bad - full transcript ITT |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
40,000 word Reza Negarestani article about Phyrexia |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Forced Insertion (Rectum Exploitation) |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
hey benzo if you blank bump your poasts another 25 times maybe you'll get $ |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
The idea that aborigines rafting to Australia is a Joke |
04/25/26 |
(36) |
 |
 |
Crouching Tiger, Spinning Ratfuck |
04/25/26 |
(18) |
 |
 |
Cowgod on the streets of London. Cowgod on the streets of Birmingham. |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Phenotype |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Once Trump gets the uranium he can prove Obama supplied it |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Jon Hamm has not aged well. Looks old and fat |
04/25/26 |
(34) |
 |
 |
Me & Luis Kissing In Ferdows Garden During Chaharshanbeh Suri |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
bad phenotypes can be purified with atomic fire |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
This Japanese porno goes too fucking far - nsfw |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Rate this excerpt from "I Have No Mouth And Women Are 180" |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
how long will these "competency based" degree programs go on? |
04/25/26 |
(13) |
 |
 |
jafar swinging his fetid flea-ridden blankets at other bums in miami library |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
The sun: "come out and play!" the meds: "take me!" jafar: "no |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Iran president tells Iranians not to use electricity. Tommy: Iran's winning! |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
What is the single most refreshing sip of any drink you've ever had |
04/25/26 |
(40) |
 |
 |
"jafar" is actually a LLM bot trained on schizophrenic gibberish |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
women vote for libs b/c locked up toothpaste at cvs reminds them of bondage sex |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
i genuinely don't want to be around for the AI tech age thats coming |
04/25/26 |
(98) |
 |
 |
can we have the gay sex meeting repeat weekly? thanks! |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
glistening oil |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Luis with bone in nose telling credulous anthropologist about Male-Male tribe |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
judaic cannabis fiends intend to make you masturbate against your will |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Diego Pavia drafted in the first round by Del Taco Albuquerque |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
We Are Xbox (cowshit don't click) |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
Gorgeous PERSIANS have furked Fat Ass Retarded AMERISHITS in the AZZ |
04/25/26 |
(27) |
 |
 |
Last time US TFR was above 2.1 was 1971 |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
Cosmo articles telling women to make a “Vertical Swap” |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
"And we're gonna Drain the Swamp!" *thousands of 90-IQmos cheer* |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
"Jooo are a FRAUD, papi!" Olivia Rodrigo shouts at you in the HEB parking lot |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
"I only do premarital cheek kissing" u tell olivia after the go-kart date. "me t |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Olivia Rodrigo in wedding dress putting Ring Pop on ur finger & sucking it |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
'At the 40K tourney right now but thinking about getting you in Engagement Range |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Lifeguard blows whistle. “Tall swim, tall swim! Short men out of the pool!” |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
IF THEIR HEIGHT DON’T START WITH 6 WE DON’T WANNA SEE THEIR DICKS |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
IF HES TALL YOULL HAVE A BALL IF HES SHORT YOU MUST ABORT |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
If ur gay & u dont know where 2 go why dont u go where autisms lord |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Huge Flickr album of Louisiana HS beach volleyball tournaments |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
"I'm assembling a team" (cucumbers tp in post credit sequence of gay porno) |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Things I’m sick of doing with other people |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Are you Published? |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
"Despite his negligible Irish Ancestry" (Assfaggot talking about Boner Police) |
04/25/26 |
(19) |
 |
 |
Slowly crossing the line from gay to retarded. What can I do? (Besides poast) |
04/25/26 |
(14) |
 |
 |
I love driving around town with AssFaggot |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Not safe for me to post here anymore. Been fun. Love u assfaggot. |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
My Dinner with Assfaggot |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
the xo Ottawa Senators got swept. Fuck |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
FIRE is just financial ozempic |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
What's the liquidity of a small company owner? |
04/25/26 |
(20) |
 |
 |
Anyone else have the talk with their daughters about grabbing levels? |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
He’s sprinting with his palm out. Watch out it’s spring |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
The look of resigned despair on this Russian soldier is insane |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
What is the single most refreshing online poast you've ever read |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Not now, babe. I'm smugly reading glib tweets that reinforce my worldview |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
jafar tp to U right before sinking a Mexican butterfly knife into ur neck: |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Me, RSF, Tommy and Mads Mikkelsen hanging out in St. Tropez |
04/25/26 |
(11) |
 |
 |
Remember when everyone was all “REMOTE WORK WILL BE FOREVER!” in 2021? |
04/25/26 |
(33) |
 |
 |
Were there always this many broken sticks during hockey games? |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Looks like Greta Thunberg was actually getting gangbanged on that Hamas flotilla |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Slowly crossing the line from overweight to obese. What can I do? |
04/25/26 |
(59) |
 |
 |
carl jung jeezy |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Who was more influential in your life, Jesus Christ or Carl Jung |
04/25/26 |
(12) |
 |
 |
xo 05: models+bottles; 2012: weddings, 2015-: babby; 2025: cant control my teen |
04/25/26 |
(107) |
 |
 |
Considering spending $1500 on a new gaming laptop, stupid? |
04/25/26 |
(35) |
 |
 |
Can one of the xo browns explain the USF murders for us? |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Only the dumbest fags on xo like sealclubber think Iran war was a success |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
heard a funny rumor about ukraine today |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
the one thing these fake people can agree on is robbing peter to pay paul |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
explain quantum gravity |
04/25/26 |
(15) |
 |
 |
"professional life" is abjectly tragic |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
ad-supported streaming service commercials with black families tp |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Progressive insurance ads are the most normie coworker things |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
need mo laundered identity fo dem crimes against humanity |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
No babe not the scamdadis i said the scamphardis you stupid fucking whore |
04/25/26 |
(29) |
 |
 |
xo is DEAD and has been so for years. why are we still here? |
04/25/26 |
(28) |
 |
 |
No one wants these piece of shit EVs |
04/25/26 |
(42) |
 |
 |
"AutoAdmit?" Rach says. "AutoAdmit, like, XO? It shut down in 2007." |
04/25/26 |
(80) |
 |
 |
spaceporn's dormant phase - suspended! |
04/25/26 |
(47) |
 |
 |
How are cybertruck sales doing |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
I'm going to marry Jafar |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
My local Walmart has gotten a lot more niggy in the past year |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Have nearly $1 MILLION in Non-Equities copping 4.7 percent interest risk free |
04/25/26 |
(54) |
 |
 |
Why did all 40yo millennial fags start saying "I hated stomp clap hey & burgers! |
04/25/26 |
(22) |
 |
 |
Did TSINAH resign pending discipline? |
04/25/26 |
(13) |
 |
 |
The popularization of Autoadmit 2004-present, “ZoZo” 2012-present has |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Poasting is a complete waste of time with absolutely no value. Negative value. |
04/25/26 |
(17) |
 |
 |
"She died doing what she loved....being choked by a tall black man..." |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
My $1700 lawnmower broke after less than one season of light use (TSINAH) |
04/25/26 |
(62) |
 |
 |
I want Fulano's TOP to breed me |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Code my dick, nerds |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Got reported to HR for a speech I gave, done working for “people” |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
04/25/26 |
(28) |
 |
 |
Coming home to a new a Nintendo Power was the peak of my happiness |
04/25/26 |
(74) |
 |
 |
Game Consoles Released Under U.S. Presidents (link) |
04/25/26 |
(3) |
 |
 |
10000% not flame overheard the most disastrous date tonight |
04/25/26 |
(22) |
 |
 |
leaning in more to my Early Life instead of my 'Professional' Life tp |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Yea no babe it says "by you" but i didnt make those idk it just says that |
04/25/26 |
(18) |
 |
 |
0.9% of American males smoke pipe tobacco. I know 0 of these people. |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Bill Nye explaining to your kids white people were created by the devil Yakub |
04/25/26 |
(12) |
 |
 |
I can’t, my Poasting Oeuvre |
04/25/26 |
(24) |
 |
 |
would you let your wife do this to your place? (link) |
04/25/26 |
(11) |
 |
 |
gothmommy gf scratching ur back: "who's my big Numenorean retriever??" |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Remember when the Discovery and History Channels were the limit of knowledge |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
FFS delete the extra stuff from your link before POASTING |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Even women in Japan are braindead shitlibs (video) |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
SPLC INDICTMENT claims they pretty much invented the 'alt-right' |
04/25/26 |
(95) |
 |
 |
Goys of summer tp rate these literal Happy Campers |
04/25/26 |
(22) |
 |
 |
societal blown out listlessness seems to be increasing massively |
04/25/26 |
(12) |
 |
 |
Someone should send me $100 in crypto |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
xo threads you dont even get but find funny as fuaaaark |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Heidi Klums boobs are still perky at 52 and she can shake them independently |
04/25/26 |
(37) |
 |
 |
Charley Varrick (1973) |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Kagan tried to get Alito assassinated lmao |
04/25/26 |
(13) |
 |
 |
“Babe, there’s this poster called ‘n-word stomper,’ he’s hilarious. We |
04/25/26 |
(7) |
 |
 |
ai will make everything gay af |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
“Emilio” is a trans-species animorph golden retriever who had everyone foole |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Science is a joke. Can't explain human origins at all. |
04/25/26 |
(10) |
 |
 |
Imagine your son comes home from school and tells you about a new friend: SPjr |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
New seasonal PoastPass released (link) |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
SP in the Great Wolf Lodge hotel room at night: "I dare u boys to swap gum" |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Jafar, you were beautiful once, man. what the hell happened? what turned you? |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Cucumbers: explain the difference between white “boys” and black MEN |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
ABC Afterschool Special: We Need to Talk About Jafar |
04/25/26 |
(18) |
 |
 |
What is the natural 'end point' for growing anti-turd racism? |
04/25/26 |
(8) |
 |
 |
what kind of retard puts ketchup on a hotdog |
04/25/26 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Germany ad promotes threesomes with African migrants (link) |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
carl yung lean |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Not a single thing Scientttists say is right |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
You are in the mind of a greater being |
04/25/26 |
(15) |
 |
 |
All girls want a strong male Gamer to duo queue ranked with tp |
04/25/26 |
(32) |
 |
 |
Wife heard me muttering about scamdadis and scamilio in my sleep |
04/25/26 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Your embarrassed wife apologizing for you: “Sorry, he’s screentarded” |
04/25/26 |
(2) |
 |
 |
People in deep denial about XO's intermittent slow down + log in glitch economy |
04/25/26 |
(16) |
 |
 |
all of the "trans" etc phenomenon makes a lot of sense when you look at "emilio" |
04/25/26 |
(1) |
 |
 |
xo is full of extremists and dangerous ideas. |
04/25/26 |
(27) |
 |
 |
DESCRIBE the last time you SHIT in an airplane toilet |
04/25/26 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Crazy how spoiled we’ve all been by XO server hamsters’ stoicism over decade |
04/25/26 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Steve and Navdeep and Louis should have probably left me alone, huh |
04/25/26 |
(25) |
 |
 |
Les Jeux Électroniques élémentaires |
04/25/26 |
(12) |