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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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10000% not flame overheard the most disastrous date tonight |
04/25/26 |
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What is the single most refreshing sip of any drink you've ever had |
04/25/26 |
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gothmommy gf scratching ur back: "who's my big Numenorean retriever??" |
04/25/26 |
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My local Walmart has gotten a lot more niggy in the past year |
04/25/26 |
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Anyone doing F.I.R.E.? |
04/25/26 |
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Code my dick, nerds |
04/25/26 |
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Who was more influential in your life, Jesus Christ or Carl Jung |
04/25/26 |
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would you let your wife do this to your place? (link) |
04/25/26 |
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Remember when the Discovery and History Channels were the limit of knowledge |
04/25/26 |
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FFS delete the extra stuff from your link before POASTING |
04/25/26 |
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Even women in Japan are braindead shitlibs (video) |
04/25/26 |
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"professional life" is abjectly tragic |
04/25/26 |
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SPLC INDICTMENT claims they pretty much invented the 'alt-right' |
04/25/26 |
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I can’t, my Poasting Oeuvre |
04/25/26 |
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Goys of summer tp rate these literal Happy Campers |
04/25/26 |
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Walmart employs an army of proles to shop for you |
04/25/26 |
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Have nearly $1 MILLION in Non-Equities copping 4.7 percent interest risk free |
04/25/26 |
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societal blown out listlessness seems to be increasing massively |
04/25/26 |
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Someone should send me $100 in crypto |
04/25/26 |
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xo threads you dont even get but find funny as fuaaaark |
04/25/26 |
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Heidi Klums boobs are still perky at 52 and she can shake them independently |
04/25/26 |
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A ton of fundie christian trad wives turn into full on satanic hicklibs |
04/25/26 |
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Charley Varrick (1973) |
04/25/26 |
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Kagan tried to get Alito assassinated lmao |
04/25/26 |
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“Babe, there’s this poster called ‘n-word stomper,’ he’s hilarious. We |
04/25/26 |
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The idea that aborigines rafting to Australia is a Joke |
04/25/26 |
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Bill Nye explaining to your kids white people were created by the devil Yakub |
04/25/26 |
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Yea no babe it says "by you" but i didnt make those idk it just says that |
04/25/26 |
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ai will make everything gay af |
04/25/26 |
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“Emilio” is a trans-species animorph golden retriever who had everyone foole |
04/25/26 |
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Science is a joke. Can't explain human origins at all. |
04/25/26 |
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i genuinely don't want to be around for the AI tech age thats coming |
04/25/26 |
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Imagine your son comes home from school and tells you about a new friend: SPjr |
04/25/26 |
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New seasonal PoastPass released (link) |
04/25/26 |
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Did TSINAH resign pending discipline? |
04/25/26 |
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SP in the Great Wolf Lodge hotel room at night: "I dare u boys to swap gum" |
04/25/26 |
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Jafar, you were beautiful once, man. what the hell happened? what turned you? |
04/25/26 |
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Game Consoles Released Under U.S. Presidents (link) |
04/25/26 |
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Cucumbers: explain the difference between white “boys” and black MEN |
04/25/26 |
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ABC Afterschool Special: We Need to Talk About Jafar |
04/25/26 |
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What is the natural 'end point' for growing anti-turd racism? |
04/25/26 |
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what kind of retard puts ketchup on a hotdog |
04/25/26 |
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Germany ad promotes threesomes with African migrants (link) |
04/25/26 |
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carl yung lean |
04/25/26 |
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Slowly crossing the line from overweight to obese. What can I do? |
04/25/26 |
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Not a single thing Scientttists say is right |
04/25/26 |
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You are in the mind of a greater being |
04/25/26 |
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All girls want a strong male Gamer to duo queue ranked with tp |
04/25/26 |
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No babe not the scamdadis i said the scamphardis you stupid fucking whore |
04/25/26 |
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Wife heard me muttering about scamdadis and scamilio in my sleep |
04/25/26 |
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jafar tp to U right before sinking a Mexican butterfly knife into ur neck: |
04/25/26 |
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"jafar" is actually a LLM bot trained on schizophrenic gibberish |
04/25/26 |
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Your embarrassed wife apologizing for you: “Sorry, he’s screentarded” |
04/25/26 |
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People in deep denial about XO's intermittent slow down + log in glitch economy |
04/25/26 |
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all of the "trans" etc phenomenon makes a lot of sense when you look at "emilio" |
04/25/26 |
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spaceporn's dormant phase - suspended! |
04/25/26 |
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xo is full of extremists and dangerous ideas. |
04/25/26 |
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DESCRIBE the last time you SHIT in an airplane toilet |
04/25/26 |
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Crazy how spoiled we’ve all been by XO server hamsters’ stoicism over decade |
04/25/26 |
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Slowly crossing the line from gay to retarded. What can I do? (Besides poast) |
04/25/26 |
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Steve and Navdeep and Louis should have probably left me alone, huh |
04/25/26 |
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Les Jeux Électroniques élémentaires |
04/25/26 |
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Mexicans eat a bunch of chips with eggs on top for breakfast? lol |
04/25/26 |
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La guerre des consoles n'aura pas lieu |
04/25/26 |
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Yuuuuge influx of new poasters from Paris |
04/25/26 |
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Soo MFCR Summer starts TODAY, headed to the airport (RSF) |
04/25/26 |
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Love firing up my Encarta CD-ROM on a Saturday afternoon |
04/25/26 |
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gay screen addicted retard tp here. New poaster. First day. |
04/25/26 |
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How many races has SP doxxed GunneratTTT so far |
04/25/26 |
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The Swami of Shorting. The Prince of Puts. The Guru of Gains. |
04/25/26 |
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jafar sure is profane. fuck this nigger that, just nonstop vulgarity |
04/25/26 |
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this is the least heterosexual presidency in the record |
04/25/26 |
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remember when SP was going to launch his perpetual motion judgment machine |
04/25/26 |
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Princess Jasmine: ethereal 90s cartoon... jafar tp: "Only sane guy in the room" |
04/25/26 |
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“No I meant it as a compliment when I called trump hitler but more rapey”(jd |
04/25/26 |
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Diego Pavia drafted in the first round by Del Taco Albuquerque |
04/25/26 |
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"Oh, sorry for missing your texts. I fell asleep early" She lazily typed back |
04/25/26 |
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I remember the mood rings, the stupid things, the bracelets and the beads. |
04/25/26 |
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Why are Americans so evil? |
04/25/26 |
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I enjoy reading quarterly earnings reports (evan39) |
04/25/26 |
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what if our chill drinking brehs are the blank bumps we received along the way |
04/25/26 |
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egg fried rice is so fucking good lmao |
04/25/26 |
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the people running this country into the ground are straight up criminals |
04/25/26 |
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The token female "someone's niece" in all the NFL team draft rooms |
04/25/26 |
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still cant believe people hire taxi drivers to bring them takeout now |
04/25/26 |
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Lex stop gossiping with your mom and get on here |
04/25/26 |
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Britney Spears's guardian angel thinks he accidentally went to hell 3 |
04/25/26 |
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Got reported to HR for a speech I gave, done working for “people” |
04/25/26 |
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looking for your pic on the club's site |
04/25/26 |
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I will never "grow up." I will never "fulfill my destiny." |
04/25/26 |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 🔮 |
04/25/26 |
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Apollo: Natural diamond prices have never dropped to this level |
04/25/26 |
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"hey let me have a swing!!" (trump seeing idf soldier take sledgehammer to jesus |
04/25/26 |
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murder mystery dinner except ur online, alone, at 3am. |
04/25/26 |
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"...one is a computer and the other is a cumpuker" |
04/25/26 |
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ur a goddamned retard if you dont think the earth is a duality plane where the.. |
04/25/26 |
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Your female “friend” not texting you for 3 months |
04/25/26 |
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Bringing full bag and spikes to Top Golf party: decadent or shrewd? |
04/25/26 |
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Emilio swinging at u because u think Jacob would treat Becca better than Edward |
04/25/26 |
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Cute Latina politician AGGRESSIVELY pursues fellow politician muff |
04/25/26 |
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Science is ttt |
04/25/26 |
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paralegal moamed&oomox, 7 MORE terrorists are daed at idf hands in south. this i |
04/25/26 |
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We Are Xbox (cowshit don't click) |
04/25/26 |
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Trump sends Nimitz to Argentina to help Milei retake Falklands from the Brits |
04/25/26 |
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Cela est bien dit répondit Candide, mais il faut payer pour Game Pass |
04/25/26 |
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There's no way Italy naturally formed into a sexy high-heeled boot |
04/25/26 |
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do you like white girls with azn characteristics |
04/25/26 |
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How long before "legal writing" is obsolete? Started coding my briefs with AI |
04/25/26 |
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Remember when everyone was all “REMOTE WORK WILL BE FOREVER!” in 2021? |
04/25/26 |
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starting to think judaism is veiled goddess worship tricking me to workcuck |
04/25/26 |
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It's like a 2k mile ice walk across antarctica but it's your irl social life |
04/25/26 |
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Remember the golden age of xo new flames every week |
04/25/26 |
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It’s like bobbing on Queequeg’s coffin in the Southern Ocean only it’s you |
04/25/26 |
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Lol, try to imagine Obama falling for the “diapered scientists” story |
04/25/26 |
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The Yamnayan Carl Jung |
04/25/26 |
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Lol, try to imagine Obama falling for the “disappeared scientists” story |
04/25/26 |
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what we poast here, echoes in eternity |
04/25/26 |
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Save the Date: 10th Anniversary Celebration of hall of fame thread |
04/25/26 |
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TRUMP "cancels" Jared's trip to PAKISTAN |
04/25/26 |
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Brownoid Smokes Fentanyl On LA Public Bus (VID) |
04/25/26 |
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Lebron James is actually 180 |
04/25/26 |
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Ricky waking up sobbing inconsolably in 20 billionth iteration of reality "but u |
04/25/26 |
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could someone call in a drone strike on the savannah bananas. thx. |
04/25/26 |
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Never realized When MASE called himself southern he meant Andhra Pradesh |
04/25/26 |
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In 2024, Kyrgyzstanis rioted against PAJEETS. Birdshits? ROFL, crickets |
04/25/26 |
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Consumer sentiment at lowest level ever recorded |
04/25/26 |
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WTF, “Sun PhuQ Air” to fly IAD-SGN nonstop, not flame |
04/25/26 |
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This board is incredibly shitty without the losers filtered out |
04/25/26 |
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Everything about "living" is practice for a life that never happens |
04/25/26 |
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Only the dumbest fags on xo like sealclubber think Iran war was a success |
04/25/26 |
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there is very little chance you are white |
04/25/26 |
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Most difficult: MLB homer, EPL goal, NFL TD, NHL goal? |
04/25/26 |
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hypo: first 500k in income is tax free but youre not allowed to drive a car |
04/25/26 |
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work like you don't care if you get fired |
04/25/26 |
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"AI will take your job and it will hack your passwords and take your money" |
04/25/26 |
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Reinhold Messner is the Carl Jung of Mountaineering |
04/25/26 |
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Looks like Russia finally decided to flatten Ukraine |
04/25/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨MALI HAS FALLEN🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 |
04/25/26 |
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mr. jinx is straining burning mans spirit of tolerance and acceptance |
04/25/26 |
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Gook-Gook-Gachoo, Mr. Cock-in-Son, Jesus hates you more than you will know |
04/25/26 |
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India falls to 6th largest economy behind UK |
04/25/26 |
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Cons Kid Rock needs your help |
04/25/26 |
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45-yo man "carries trauma" b/c hot girl touched his teepee 14 yrs ago |
04/25/26 |
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Whok playing a Black man's cock like an oboe |
04/25/26 |
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FNC: "In 'power play,' Trump will not send the two realtors to Pakistan." |
04/25/26 |
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Your wife made slutty noises until another man jizzed in her |
04/25/26 |
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My $1700 lawnmower broke after less than one season of light use (TSINAH) |
04/25/26 |
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I love CSLG's new TV ad |
04/25/26 |
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Now what the fuck is wrong with this fuckass website? |
04/25/26 |
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I have financed a burrito with a 4 month payment plan using the Chipotle app |
04/25/26 |
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